Ursula Buschhorn
Nude

While our colleges and universities attract the world’s top talents, occasionally the USA loses one of its most attractive set of titties to Europe. Such was the case with the enigmatic Ursula Buschhorn, who was born in Palo Alto, California but left us Yanks some poor unfortunate souls when her family moved back to Germany and she blew up on the screens of Deutschland. See, Ursula’s dad was a German scientist who studied the proton at Stanford. When the family moved back to Munich, Ursula’s erotic hills and Silicon Valleys studied acting instead of physics like dear old dad, but German men started getting positively charged up when Ursula made her movie debut in the TV movie Blutige Spur in 1995. Movie fans didn’t have to wait very long for Ursula to make her skin debut, which came the same year in Mit verbundenen Augen (1995). It’s a made-for-German-TV movie with a shower scene that can only be called steamy. But since all that mist obscures the view, we were kinda pissed until she followed that nakedness up with the romantic comedy about a groom to be who falls in love with the stripper who hops out of his bachelor party cake, Das Mädchen aus der Torte (1999). In that one, Ursula shows off her cupcakes both while stripping and getting out of bed with her boyfriend. The non under the sea Ursula hasn’t let us see under her clothes since that one. Instead she’s been all over German TV as Anette Hofmann in Stadt Land Mord!, Susanne Pohl on Our Charly!, and Anna Scholler on Circle of Life. Yes, Uncle Sam lost a good one in Ursula Buschhorn, but thanks to the power of the internet we’ll be happy to sound the horn if she ever shows the bush!